What my sister told me today

So today I woke up and went downstairs and then I saw nobody. I looked in the living room and saw the t.v turned on. I sat down to see what was on the news. "We have found out the Illuminate is conformed." The news reporter said. "Well we're fucked lol" I said smacking my buttocks as I got up. All of a sudden I hear my sister calling my name. I immediately rushed to her room.
She was sitting on a chair "What is it?" She had a worried look on her face, she then patted the bed, basically telling me to sit on the bed. I sat on the bed then she turned around to face me "Listen.." A tear rolled down her cheek "What is it? What's wrong?" I said while rubbing her back trying to comfort her. What she said was the most scariest thing that I will ever hear.
"Listen Alex.....Our mom...Is our dad."
Then a skeleton popped out